Collin Funnies

Collin has done some funny stuff over the last few months that I have been meaning to write down.
1. He looked at my chest and pointed to my boobs and said "they're big." (Gee thanks, like I need a 2 1/2 year old giving me the 411.)
2. He held my hand one day while walking down the stairs and said "don't worry mom, I won't let you fall."
3. We will put together a puzzle and he says "Collin's turn, I'm sharing" as he takes a piece of the puzzle out of my hands & doesn't let me participate but at the same time he won't let me leave.
4.He will come in our room early in the morning with his Tickle Me Elmo doll (or any toy that makes annoyingly loud noise) and try to wake us up.
5. He pointed to my bra laying on the floor and said "here mom, put on your boobies."
6. He will come in our room on Saturday & Sunday mornings and ask me to make him pancakes (which is really french toast). Tony and I will suggest something else and he will say in a very jolly voice with a big smile on his face "how about pancakes."