Misc. Funny Stuff.....

The last couple days Collin has been telling me that tommorow is my birthday. He will say things like. "Mommy tommorow is your birthday and I bought you 2 presents, but you have to wait until tommorow to open them." Today he told me my birthday present is a Christmas tree with ornaments and decorations.

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With Tony being out of town this week, I decided to do some fun stuff with Collin to pass the time that we are missing Tony. So I told him we were going to go see the new Winnie The Pooh Heffalump Movie, get popcorn and drinks. So I bring him to the office and pull up the preview for the movie online. He watches the preview and even asks to watch it several times. So then I ask him "would you like to go with mommy to see the new Pooh movie." He says "NO that is a girls movie." So then I take my mom's advice and say "well mommy's a girl, will you go with me to the movie?" He says(screams rather), "NO MOMMY you aren't a girl, you are Susie." Needless to say we aren't going to see the movie.

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He has gotten "How are you" and "How old are you" confused. If you ask him "how are you" he replies "I'm 3." If you ask him how old he is, you get the same answer. So I have been trying to teach him that when someone asks "How are you" you need to tell them how you feel. He says ok. So we give it a test run.

Me: "Collin, how are you?"
Collin: "I'm 3, mommy you are 5 and daddy is 2."

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